'Can U Get...' Search Results

I cannot believe that when I just typed into my Google-Search box,  the phrase
'can you get'...
one of the 'top ten searches', which google puts underneath the search-box in a drop-down-box with commonly searched//most popular searches for that phrase...the 10th most popular one was, 'can you get high off ibuprofen?'
And sure enough, when i thought.."Seriously?  People really search for this?" --- actually, no, i was just in shock at first by thinking of tons of people at their little computers, searching that question!! out of every question to ask..that one of course, is the 10th most popular for 'Can You Get.'  ...so of course, i had to click on it [[even though i already knew the pretty-darn-obvious answer...]] and there were 'About' [[i wonder the number of results which is where Google draws the line and thinks, 'OK, from here on we're going to just put 'About' next to the # of search results,  instead of the actual number of search results! Scoreeee!']]
 well, anyways;;; the 'about' search results # was***1,300,000*** results for my new favorite search-question.  Hahah..what the heckkk?!  What are these kids, (or sadly, maybe adults too..actually probably mostly adults.) thinking?
*chuckles like a huge loser*
-- OK anyways, this doesnt really matter at all, but i thought it was a littttle bit funny;;
so i typed up the 'top' searches for the phrase 'can you get'... and they are::
1. Can You Get Pregnant On Your Period
2. Can You Get Pregnant From Pre-Sperm
3. Can You Get Pregnant On Birth Control
4. Can You Get Pregnant When Youre Not Ovulating
5. Can You Get Mono Twice
6. Can You Get A Nuke From A Care Package
7. Can You Get Herpes From Kissing (sorry girls && boys!!*egh..* :/)<--doesnt sound fun.
8. Can You Get Pregnant While Breastfeeding (what?!)
9. Can You Get Pregnant On The Pill
10.Can You Get Chicken Pox Twice

BUT THATS NOT ALL; because i just realized, that for my original  search, i didnt type in 'Can YOU Get..'
i typed in 'Can U Get'---*rolls eyes* [[yes, im pathetic sometimes, and use the grammar of a 12 year old who just started AIM'ing with their friends, and yes, i probably do this a lot.]] SO now, i will search my original query which was, 'Can U Get'...
and here are the top 10 most common searches for this::
1.  Same as before.
2.  Can U Get Pregnant From Pre-Cum
3.  Can U Get Pregnant From Pre-Ejaculation
4.  Can U Get Pregnant on Birth Control
5.  Can U Get a Nuke in a Care Package
6.  Can U Get Herpes from Kissing
7.  Can U Get Away Lyrics (hmm..now im wondering what song this is..)
8.  Can U Get Pregnant Using a Condom
9.  Can U Get Aids from Oral (agh...)
10.Can U Get High Off Ibuprofen (atleast be correct and say 'high off OF...')

OK so that was the most pointless post which has possibly ever been created.
But atleast I enjoyed myself...;)
 lovelovelovexxo